Did you know there was a Manhattan night club called Eugene

(said to the tune of lana del rey's "Did you know there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd"...it was a better joke in my head)

[Extreme Cloris Leachman as Phyllis Lindstrom in The Mary Tyler Moore Show voice] Hi hi!

Sorry for the absence here! I had a dumb summer (chronicled in one overly dramatic worst thing I’ve maybe ever written paid/comped subscriber email last week…which, sorry!) but I’m sort of back? Have some updates? Am still thinking about the next winding essay I shou…